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Ryba, rak! / Jak ja zabłudiła

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Rozkažu vam pravdu…

 

Ryba, rak!

Ja ne vmiła vyhovoruvati r! Zamiś joho vychodiło mni j. Zamiś ryby była jiba, rover-jovej, kurka-kujka, i tomu podôbne. Ja odčuvała sebe velmi kiepśko! Moji koležanki ne mili z sitym žadnoho problemu, ono ja. Vy ne ujavlajete, jakaja ja była neščasliva! Starałasie i starałasie vyhovoryti site neščasne r, ale nijak ne vychodiło. Choč ty hołovoju ob stinu bi!

Diaďko Gryša strojiv sobi z mene žarty. Use pytavsie:

– Halinko, a chto v cerkvi spivaje?

A mni znajete što vychodiło… Nu tak.

Narešti mama mni skazała, što to velmi brydkie słovo i kob ja diaďkovi na takije pytani ne odkazuvała. Ale diaďko Gryša ne odpuskav. Až narešti ja znervovałasie:

– Oj ty, łysy diaďku! Perestań uže mene mučyti!

I tohdy diaďko nahnivavsie na moju mamu. Za toje, što ja joho łysym nazvała. A to była pravda. Diaďko tohdy začynav łysiti.

Odnoho razu pryjšov do nas susid. I ja jomu odrazu pochvaliłasie:

– A my pójdziemy dzisiaj do cejkvi!

Susid byv katolik i ja do joho hovoryła po-pôlśki.

Ale vôn mni odkazav, što cejkvi nema, je cerkov. I tak para razy. Ja narešti jomu odpaliła:

– No to my pójdziemy do kościoła! O!

I susid zbaraniv. Nic rozumnoho ne pryjšło jomu do hołovy, kob mni odkazati. Navet žônci doma požalivsie, što ditia joho v tupik zahnało.

Až narešti pryjšov toj deń, koli mni site neščasne r udałosie vyhovoryti! Prosto vyjšło. Mama z tatom velmi vtišylisie. Tato to naveť mene pohucav! A ja schvatiła svôj płaščyk, nasadiła na hołov beret i pobihła do susiduv. Uletiła do jich jak stryła, naveť ne pryvitałasie, a zamiś toho stała kryčati:

– Ryba, rak! Ryba, rak! Ryba, rak!

Vony podivilisie odne na odnoho i jak ne stanut smijatisie!

– Oho! O-to-to svjato! Galka stała r hovoryti!

I posli ja ciły deń mučyła vsich słovami z r, inšych mni ne chotiłosie hovoryti. Ale kob to ciły deń! Šče i v noč dovho ne davała baťkam spati, ono vydumuvała novy słova z r.

 

Jak ja zabłudiła

Odnoho razu moji koležanki Jola i Božena namovili mene, kob pujti do jich znakomych na koloniju za Bielśkom. Taja kolonija nachodiłasie pomiž Bielśkom i Biłoju. Mni tohdy było pjať lit, može para miseciôv bôlš. Divčata obiščali mni, što za jakijeś dvi hodiny vernemsie. Była vesna, same začynali zeleniti dereva, rozcvitali kvitki. My išli i išli. Ja ohladałasie, bačyła, jak my odychodimo štoraz dalij od domu, a po jakômś časi našoji chaty ne stało vidno. Čoho my tam poplelisie – ja ne maju poniatija. Pomniu, što tam byv velmi złôsny i veliki sobaka na lenciuhovi, i bihało mnôho koteniat. My bavilisie z jimi, chodili po pudvôrku, a koli zrobiłosie zimno i pochmurno, my schovalisie do chaty. Deń išov do nadvečôrka i ja stała namavlati koležanki, kob voročatisie dodomu. Ale jim zovsim ne chotiłosie.

– Ni, my šče trochu pobudemo. Tut tak fajno.

Ale ja była vže hołodna i bojałasie, što mama bude na mene kryčati. Mama ne pozvalała mni tak dovho tiohatisie po dvor, bo ja znov mohła zachvorti.

– I napevno vže mene šukaje! — podumałosie mni.

Ale moji koležanki nijak ne dalisie perekonati, što musimo iti dodomu. I ja vyryšyła, što pujdu sama. Nichto naveť ne zainteresovavsie, što takoje małoje ditia jak ja vybirajetsie kudyś odne. Ja odiahnułasie i pujšła. Na počatku vsio było dobre, bo toj poslidni kusok dorohi ja pometała, ale posli!.. Tam było tôlko dorôžok, što mni vsio poplontałosie. Uže było dobre po obidi, a ja vsio išła i rozhladałasie, de ž to bude naša hulicia. Ale ničoho ne bačyła, ono pole i pole. Mni stało strašno i ja podumała sobi, što ž to bude, jak ja ne najdu domu do večera?! Na dvor było štoraz zimnij i pochmurnij. A ja odčuvała sebe štoraz hôrš i hôrš. Slozy jak horoch kotilisie z mojich očy. Jak ja bojałasie! Narešti ja zobačyła jakichś ludi na poli. Vony sadili kartopli. Ja z płačom pudyjšła do jich i zapytałasie, čy vony ne znajut, de bude hulicia Elektryčna.

– Ditiatko dorohoje — zapytałasie mene kobita — a što ty odna sered pola robiš?

I ja, płačučy, jôj rozkazała.

– A nomer domu pomniš?

– Tak, ja žyvu na Elektryčnuj 21.

Taja kobita vziała mene za ruku i zaveła do domu. Musit, poškodovała, što budu tak plontatisie do večera. Jôj dovełosie dobre nachoditisie, bo ja zaplełasie až pud Pronevičy. Jak ja vtišyłasie, koli znov zobačyła svoju chatu i svôj pudvôrok. Mama vybihła z chaty, i taja pani vsio jôj rozkazała, šče j na mamu, musit, trochu nasvaryła, što ditiata jak sliduje ne hledit i vone, zamiś pilnovatisie chaty, łazit po polach. A mama z toho vsioho ne vidała, što maje robiti: čy na mene kryčati, čy mene odłatati, a može prytuliti? Ale tôj pani vsio ž taki podiakuvała, i to šče jak. A ja była natôlko ščasliva, što mni było vsiorômno, čy mene odłatajut čy ni – dobre, što dôm najšovsie i ja budu spati v svojôm łôžkovi. A jakaja ja była hołodna! Mama divovałasie, što ja i zupu zjiła, i kartopli.

Moji koležanki vernulisie do chaty až večerom. Po jich pujšov jichni starjšy brat, koli doznavsie od našych, kudy vony propali. Jichnia mama to dobre jich nałupiła, bo na druhi deń vony prybihli do nas i poskaržylisie mni, što to vsio čerez mene, i skazali, što bôlš mene z soboju nihde ne zaberut. A vony tam prosto zasidilisie až do zmerkania, bo bojalisie iti odny, a tyje znakomy ne mili jak baťkôv povjadomiti, što divčata v jich.

– A ja z vami i tak vže nikudy ne pujdu! Dosyć mni było včora! I vy šče mni nałhali, što budemo tam ono dvi hodiny, a vyjšło čuť ne ciły deń! — obraziłasie ja, i my, musit, zo dva dni ne hovoryli odna z odnoju.

Site błudinie to ja odchvorła, unoč dostała horački i rano mama povezła mene do doktora. Znov prypisali mni jakijeś likarstva, i para dniôv ja ne mohła vychoditi z chaty. Ciłe ščastie, što Božena z Joloju ne obrazilisie na mene nasmerť, po dvoch dniach prybihli, i ja perestała nuditisie, bo znov miła z kim bavitisie.

A na samum dili najvažnijše było toje, što ja pomniła svôj adres, bo taja pani ne znała b, kudy mene odvesti. Tohdy to było b!

 

Halina Maksimjuk

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